64 year old cosplayer, I’m not sure that is sad or cool, but he sure knows how to cosplay!
What do you mean sad, this is super cool!
We donated to ALS Canada :)
omg, bilbo’s freaking out
I decided to join in on the whole baby night fury - Toothlets - movement :D
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Foods that appeared in Ghibli movies, recreated in real life.
I never tire of this post
it’s like cosplay… for food.
Did someone promote me or something when I wasn’t looking? Well, no matter. Welcome!
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it
Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:
"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"
"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"
"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"
"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."
"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"
- "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
- "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
Is there something on my face?
I COULDN’T RESIST I’M SO SORRY JOHN!
Not really…I should probably explain myself.
When I opened my John figure there was a paint defect on his nose. It looked like paint was missing or they had painted an awful white shine which I didn’t like, especially since my Sherlock figure didn’t have that mark. So Big Chief asked me to send back the head and they would send a replacement.
There’s actually a large paint mark on the back of John’s neck piece too that I only noticed when I had to remove his head but it’s covered by the shirt collar pretty well so I’m just not going to bring it up since this has been a major hassle…
This poor blokes’ gotta be without his head for a little while. Until then, there’s no reason I can’t have a spot of fun with him like this!